FAST-FOOD VISORS

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not a site to be taken on faith — llms.txt and manifest.json describe the collection without the curator present.

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# fast-food visors
> fastfoodvisors.xyz — curated by 0x_saddy

This site documents a cultural observation — one object recurring across unrelated NFT projects — and a collection drawn from the NFTs that carry it. Every work is published twice: as an image, and as a structured record. The record is there so the collection can be described without the curator present.

## what this is
A personal collection of NFTs built around the fast-food service visor. The curator reads it as a symbol of wage labor, and of the life crypto culture romanticizes escaping. Made by unrelated projects, on-chain across Bitcoin and Solana. They were never meant to sit together. They do now.

## what this is not
Not a commercial product. No mint. No token. No wallet connection. No financial instrument of any kind.

## provenance
All works are permanently recorded on public blockchains. Every identifier, count and claim about them resolves against those records or against a cited source. That the curator holds them, and gathered them here as one collection, is a curatorial statement rather than a finding — the wallet is not published.

- [manifest.json](https://fastfoodvisors.xyz/manifest.json): every work on the site — collection, chain, and an inscription number or token address for each. Several entries also document why their collection is hard to count: DeGods bridging burns and re-mints, so the collection group holds more than one token per DeGod; ascending a Degenerate Ape re-mints it into a second collection, so neither index alone totals 10,000.
- [machinelayer.org](https://machinelayer.org/): a public record of how this site was made legible to machine readers, written by the same curator and using this site as its worked example.

## curator
0x_saddy. Pseudonymous. First and foremost a Mickey DeGod — larping as a fast-food worker with internet friends. The rest followed.

- [0xsaddy.com](https://0xsaddy.com/): 0x_saddy's profile — the work, and the person behind it.
- [pattystack.app](https://pattystack.app/): Patty Stack, a one-tap stacking game made by 0x_saddy and set in the same larp — a separate work, not part of the collection.

exhibit catalog — every piece, verifiable on-chain.

{
  "_note": "Fields vary by entry: each carries the data that tells that work's story. Claims resolve three ways — against the cited source, by counting on-chain or in a collection's index, or on the curator's word, which curator_note marks. supply_note explains why an independent count may not match the total given.",
  "context": "https://fastfoodvisors.xyz/llms.txt",
  "works": [
    {
      "collection": "Ordinal Maxi Biz (OMB)",
      "blockchain": "Bitcoin",
      "collection_claim": "Christie's first Bitcoin Ordinals auction, in April 2024, was an OMB sale.",
      "source": "https://cryptoflies.com/christies-first-bitcoin-nft-auction-ordinal-maxi-biz-rakes-in-730k/",
      "total_supply": 9000,
      "supply_note": "Released in five series by eye color: red, blue, green, orange, black. This piece is from the last, and the 9,000 total is cumulative across all five.",
      "nickname": "McOptimus",
      "inscribed": "2025-01-20",
      "inscription_block": 880086,
      "inscription_id": "555c3e19d5b5ac7b635f4fb68ea4e84031f3c1a954b474f726d383717e939724i0",
      "inscription_number": 83293807,
      "sat": 45097376291,
      "satributes": [
        "First Transaction",
        "Vintage",
        "Block 9 450x",
        "Nakamoto"
      ],
      "sat_note": "From block 9, mined by Satoshi Nakamoto and spent in the first Bitcoin transaction. Satributes are set by series, so every black-eye OMB carries these.",
      "url": "https://ordiscan.com/inscription/83293807",
      "curator_note": "Only known fast-food depiction across a hand-drawn collection."
    },
    {
      "collection": "Taproot Wizards",
      "blockchain": "Bitcoin",
      "collection_claim": "Udi Wertheimer launched Taproot Wizards by inscribing the largest block and transaction in Bitcoin's history, filled to 99.8% of the consensus weight limit.",
      "source": "https://www.coindesk.com/tech/2023/02/02/giant-bitcoin-taproot-wizard-nft-minted-in-collaboration-with-luxor-mining-pool",
      "launch_block": 774628,
      "total_supply": 2121,
      "supply_note": "2,121 is a nod to Bitcoin's 21 million cap: 2,085 minted publicly, 36 reserved as honoraries, not all of them inscribed yet. An independent count will therefore land between 2,085 and 2,121.",
      "supply_source": "https://www.cryptonews.net/news/nft/30654197/",
      "traits": "McDonald's cap",
      "trait_query": "headwear: mcdonald's cap",
      "trait_index": "https://ordinals.com/gallery/c876b7cd0720885b65a8833c5fb50aef5f040e97d856c6393b6245f55f99ec9bi0",
      "trait_supply": 51,
      "inscribed": "2023-02-20",
      "inscription_block": 777466,
      "inscription_id": "b11226dc3e00cf5dcb9f8b87f779b83fa59dd4c5915d0f5408cefb39a700a7eai0",
      "inscription_number": 150133,
      "url": "https://ordiscan.com/inscription/150133"
    },
    {
      "collection": "NodeMonkes",
      "blockchain": "Bitcoin",
      "collection_claim": "The first original, non-derivative 10,000-piece PFP collection inscribed via Ordinals, February 2023. Bitcoin Punks and OnChainMonkey inscribed earlier, but both derive from existing Ethereum projects.",
      "source": "https://metaversal.banklesshq.com/p/nodemonkes-bitcoin-takeover",
      "total_supply": 10000,
      "traits": "McB",
      "trait_query": "head: mcb",
      "trait_index": "https://nodemonkes.com/monkedex",
      "trait_supply": 192,
      "trait_claim": "Only twenty-one of the 192 McB monkes carry two traits — McB and body. Every monke has a body, so that is the lowest trait count a McB can have.",
      "inscribed": "2023-02-15",
      "inscription_block": 776604,
      "inscription_id": "a46dcd51621c1032e72b2085c5444a31386a41dce3cac88ce4c249ab31d12aeci0",
      "inscription_number": 101342,
      "url": "https://ordiscan.com/inscription/101342"
    },
    {
      "collection": "DeGods",
      "blockchain": "Bitcoin",
      "collection_claim": "All 535 Bitcoin DeGods were inscribed into one block, compressed to 210x210 to fit — a size chosen for Bitcoin's 21 million cap. The images are Solana DeGods that were burned in 2021 to reduce supply.",
      "source": "https://decrypt.co/121420/degods-bitcoin-nfts",
      "collection_block": 776408,
      "total_supply": 535,
      "traits": "Mickey",
      "trait_query": "head: mickey degods visor OR clothes: mickey degods uniform",
      "trait_supply": 4,
      "inscribed": "2023-02-13",
      "inscription_block": 776408,
      "inscription_id": "04f6444c1abbf843ef6d1eef2b3aca4cfd4a57d3612bef19b7b04584266770d6i0",
      "inscription_number": 77305,
      "url": "https://ordiscan.com/inscription/77305"
    },
    {
      "collection": "DeGods",
      "blockchain": "Solana",
      "collection_claim": "DeGods minted 10,000 on Solana in October 2021. The same 10,000 now spans three chains — Solana, Ethereum and Bitcoin.",
      "source": "https://degods.com/gallery",
      "total_supply": 9465,
      "supply_note": "9,465 counts the DeGods that move between Solana and Ethereum; the 535 on Bitcoin sit outside it, and together they make the original 10,000. Bridging burns and re-mints, so the collection group holds several tokens per DeGod — dedupe by number.",
      "traits": "Mickey",
      "trait_query": "head: mickey degods visor OR clothes: mickey degods uniform",
      "trait_supply": 262,
      "trait_claim": "Sixteen of the 262 Mickeys have Ape skin. This is one of them.",
      "token_name": "DeGod #8380",
      "minted": "2024-11-16",
      "token_address": "9jSBByQGNW1YqScsxhDYRathpQ4aet74a9cznSrTcfEn",
      "url": "https://solscan.io/token/9jSBByQGNW1YqScsxhDYRathpQ4aet74a9cznSrTcfEn",
      "curator_note": "DeGod #8380 dates to the original mint. It has been more than one token since; this address is the current one."
    },
    {
      "collection": "Degenerate Ape Academy",
      "blockchain": "Solana",
      "collection_claim": "Sold out 10,000 apes in eight minutes, August 2021. Solana hit an all-time high immediately after, which coverage at the time credited to the sale.",
      "source": "https://decrypt.co/78600/degenerate-apes-nft-sale-sends-solana-all-time-high",
      "collection_groups": [
        "DSwfRF1jhhu6HpSuzaig1G19kzP73PfLZBPLofkw6fLD",
        "HF6SFg5RkWNQrEhmnXV7H8EmLPxg3jDaggEni1SMVAi6"
      ],
      "total_supply": 10000,
      "supply_note": "Ascending an ape burns the original token and re-mints it in the Higher Self collection. The same ape can appear in both indexes: walking one undercounts, summing both overcounts. Only the union totals 10,000.",
      "traits": "McDegen",
      "trait_query": "head: degen service hat",
      "trait_claim": "Degen Service Hat and Degen Service Shirt appear on exactly the same apes, the only head and clothing pair in the collection that never separates.",
      "token_name": "Degen Ape #1475",
      "minted": "2021-08-15",
      "token_address": "G3AeNYUwKY8uSTPhc6iVkBzixhTv1g9uiCEES835oqso",
      "url": "https://solscan.io/token/G3AeNYUwKY8uSTPhc6iVkBzixhTv1g9uiCEES835oqso",
      "curator_note": "Original generation, with metadata on Arweave. Ascended apes point at a third-party trait editor instead."
    }
  ]
}

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